Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

doinkass

its where youre a poopy dick fart hole and a big goof

“Youre such a doinkass.”

by doinkass July 8, 2022

Poo Dinky

Tiny, of small size.

I tried a poo dinky piece of food to see if I liked it or not.

by TAHS2008 April 3, 2009

Hoinky doink

When a situation becomes out if control and not going smoothly. A more polite term to use in place of "cluster f__k".

We all got separated at the concert. Trying to find each other was a real hoinky doink.

This project is over budget, past due and filled with mistakes. It's becoming a total hoinky doink.

A flat tire, and running out of gas. Missed my flight. What a hoinky doink.

by Ssm0908 August 26, 2013

E-doink

i -doink :noun: The mix between a Juul and a blunt.

A term also used if you don't want to identify the thing you are talking about.

"Aye, bro let me rip your e-doink"
"bro this e-doink has 70% THC in it"
"I wish I could rip my e-doink right now"

by platts May 23, 2018

Pickled Dinky

Pickled Dinky, A penis that is cut off and put into a jar hence the word 'pickled dinky'

"Holy fuck! Jaharie has a pickled dinky!"

Jaharie your an abortion

by PickledDinky.org August 17, 2021

shminky dinky

threesome (2 guys one girl) one guy comes into a girls mouth, the girl spits cum onto the other guys dick and then gets fucked by said dick

dude last night was so fucking awesome my girl let me perform a shminky dinky on her!

by miney bands October 18, 2022