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Long Dong Mong

A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.

A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
by amulet_1972 March 20, 2009
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dip dong

A sexual position more commonly known as the pile driver in which the woman sticks her ass in the air while the man points his penis downward and squats to penetrate after which he repeats until he realizes it's way to uncomfortable for either party to climax.
(Johnny) Damn man, why you look so tired?
(Davey) I tried dip donging Tammy last night and all I got was charlie horses and her bitching at me about how much her neck and ass hurt afterwards.
by Irving Fryer July 8, 2010
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Dong Bag

Hey, do yo have an extra dong bag? I just met this crazy girl and I need one.
by vmc0221 August 7, 2007
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Shama Lama Ding Dong

Writer/ Director of such Hollywood hits as "The Sixth Sense" and "The Happening".
As in M. Knight Shama Lama Ding Dong
by H0T Karl October 15, 2009
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Big Daddy Dong Leg

1. A mythical creature rarely seen by human eyes. Those whom have seen it were so mortified by the grotesque sight of its incomparable penis size run in fear from the massive mythical load believed to exist within the creatures mammoth nuts which kills all of those who come in contact with it.

2. Sometimes used to describe a man with a penis comparable to at least half the size of his leg.

3. A term reserved for only the most well endowed men. See {Cock of Ages}
Why is there a trench between these two foot prints?
It must be the mythological Big Daddy Dong Leg!!!
by Nick Gibson March 25, 2007
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dong pong

a sexual act where-in a male puts on a strap-on-dildo backwards and procedes to position two seperate women both in front and behind and repeatedly moves back and forth between the two women using his penis on the woman in front and the strap on dildo on the woman behind, much like the old fashioned computer game, pong.
i am so tired! last night I was playing dong pong, and it takes twice as much out of you.
by dhuns March 7, 2008
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Dong Flob

He shot his Dong Flob
by Dong flobber March 16, 2011
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