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Empty the Dishwasher

To inconspicuously tell a group you're going to drain the Gock of your transfem tradwife.
"Hold on guys, I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher"
by lunabeawesome April 26, 2024
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Dishwasher

Anal sex is getting the dish dirty
Vaginal sex is the pre rinse
Oral sex is the final wash
Hand job is the drying process.
“Hey babe, let’s try the dishwasher tonight!”
by DunkMyDonuts October 17, 2021
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Dishwasher

When a female takes a shot of alcohol, but does not swallow, and proceeds to make out with a male. The male and female french kiss while mixing the shot between the two mouths. After some time, the male will swallow the shot, thus completing the dishwasher cycle.
Bro, last night I was at the bar and some random girl came up to me and gave me a dishwasher. We made out for like a whole ass minute.
by Cannonba11s April 29, 2023
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hydrophobic dishwasher

What you call Somebody when they suck at any game
guy 1: BRO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!

guy 2: STOP BEING A HYDROPHOBIC DISHWASHER AND DO YOUR ONE DAMN JOB
by DarkStorm460000 March 12, 2025
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Mongolian Dishwasher

The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.
You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*
by 3han June 7, 2025
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Automatic Dishwasher

I wish I had an automatic dishwasher so I didn't have to beat mine whenever shit needed to get done.
by Radical_Feminism July 26, 2016
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puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing
she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!
by jang jub October 3, 2008
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