dickoupage

After wiping off your johnson, that bit of toilet paper that sticks like glue to you

"Is that some nasty infection or dry skin on your penis?"
'Nah, it's just some dickoupage"

by nightmares999 September 13, 2011

dickory doubt

Doubting if someone has a dick; questioning ones manhood.

Mike over there is giving me some serious dickory doubt.
Ya, what guy doesn't like football?

by thankyoubarney January 7, 2012

Dickothermia

When a penis is so pale or "ashy" that it takes on a blue color. Usually caused by not fucking anybody cause u got no game.

John sent me a dick pic and I swear he has dickothermia!

by @adamtherealone February 20, 2015

dickormortis

This happens when you fap so hard for so long, that it becomes almost painful to release the grasp of your penis.

Dude, I fapped for like 15 minutes and now my hand is stuck

Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis

by Lyoko_the_luxray September 18, 2016

dickopolis

One girl getting a lot of dick at one time.

"Mackenzie was at Dickopolis last night."

by dickmedown123 March 8, 2017

dinkom

Double income, no kids or mortgage.

We are living the dinkom lifestyle, steak every night!

by The trophy man April 19, 2018

dickopicofile

A man who is obsessed with sending dick pics to many people, they tend to be just 18 year old men who sit in their moms basement.

xTxbi Why does that man aways send dic pics?
Mother- he's a dickopicofile sweetheart.

by Robloxnubownsgroupuhh123 November 15, 2017