Ding dong ditch

When you poke someone's butt hole yell Ding dong then run away

Hey look at Bob bending over I'm gonna go Ding dong ditch him

by Theonethecallkritter December 9, 2015

ding dong

1. The sound a door bell makes when somone rings it.

2. An idiot or moron

1. I heard a ding dong, so i answered the door, and a pizza delivery man shoved a square box in my face, which broke my nose in 67 places.

2. John is a ding dong.

by ananomus January 22, 2005

Ding Dong Suck

go door to door & ask boys if they want their dick sucked.

Hey Rachel lets go play ding dong suck

by SexyBaby123456789 June 25, 2010

Ding-dong ping-pong

A game of precise ping pong where you use your dick as a paddle

At that party last night Jordan and I played ding-dong ping-pong.

by BlackKnight27 September 24, 2018

shama lama ding dong

Lyrics from a song originally written by Lloyd Williams, it was used in National Lampoon's Animal House as sung by Otis Day (DeWayne Jessie) and the Knights, and has been putting ooooh-mau-mau, oh-oh-oh-ohs back into thier smiles ever since they made the transition from fictional band to real life.

Did you hear that Otis Day and the Knights is coming to town?
Shama Lama ding dong! Let's get tickets!

by Leenis November 5, 2006

Ding Dong Shit

The act of taking a shit on one's doorstep ringing the doorbell and running like hell.

"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"

by ChrisNeville May 13, 2009

Ding dong

Verb- to grasp a person’s pony tail esp. a girl’s and pull down sharply while shouting “ding dong”

“Hey Bobby, I’m gonna ding dong Sarah” Steven said

“Let me watch.” Bobby said

Steven snuck up behind Sarah. He grabbed her ponytail and yanked on it.

“DING DONG” Steven barked

Sarah yelped in pain

by Rakis January 17, 2019