delbert

The act of making something harder than it really is financially.

I was delberted earlier when I was unable approve a customer with and 840 fico score.

by Tk the realist January 28, 2006

Delbert

A retarded guy who watches porn and is blessed with a 1.5 wang. Girls hate him because he is terrible at sex.

Delbert sucks at sex

by Quinton January 21, 2018

dilvery

A world that describes how terrible sloan is

Sloan is dilvery. For example sloan is quite dilvery.

by Todd November 25, 2004

dibber

Twofold:

1/ long firm implement with which a gentleman 'dibs' a nice lady.

2/ husband or partner of a ho

you're my ho

reply: and you're my dibber

by Bloke February 5, 2004

Dilbert hole

1. The female urethra. Not the same thing as the vagina, although clueless dudes frequently confuse the two.

2. Scott Adams, creator of the office-themed comic strip Dilbert, who thinks he’s a genius but is really an insufferable kook.

1. Some women derive sexual pleasure from inserting the tips of ballpoint pens or other narrow objects into the Dilbert hole. Occasionally done by female office workers due to the widespread availability of pens in the office.

2. Did you read about what Scott Adams said on YouTube the other day? He’s such a Dilbert hole!

by Unstable Sub-Genius February 25, 2023

David Dilbeck

Me

I'm David Dilbeck

by MrBojanglesDance January 31, 2021

killer diller

When you have a large diller that's long enough to kill her. Giggity giggity, giggity goo.

Wow, John Dillermand has such a killer diller. I'd love to make love with him.

by Negro Testies July 13, 2021