1) That M. Diddy is a hot piece of ass!
2) Yo! It's M. Diddy whizzle in tha hizzle fo' shizzle, all the ladies think i gotsa small Pe-nizzle!
2) Yo! It's M. Diddy whizzle in tha hizzle fo' shizzle, all the ladies think i gotsa small Pe-nizzle!
by Nick John July 09, 2005
by Minges and all! April 15, 2003
v.or n.
An item or object that appears at first to have extraordinary value, but later turns out to be a false or fake knock-off. At the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards the artist P. Diddy gave an audience member a extremely expensive watch. It is rumored that during the commercial break, Diddy's security replaced the watch with a cheap knockoff. The Phrase was first created on the 7th Episode of the Podcast "Who's Your Daddy".
An item or object that appears at first to have extraordinary value, but later turns out to be a false or fake knock-off. At the 2005 MTV Video Music Awards the artist P. Diddy gave an audience member a extremely expensive watch. It is rumored that during the commercial break, Diddy's security replaced the watch with a cheap knockoff. The Phrase was first created on the 7th Episode of the Podcast "Who's Your Daddy".
Aaron: hey Cliff I just bought a new car on Monday, and on Tuesday it broke down.
Cliff: So you got a Diddy Watch.
Aaron: Yeah, that crappy sales guy Diddy Watched me good
Cliff: What a jerk!
Cliff: So you got a Diddy Watch.
Aaron: Yeah, that crappy sales guy Diddy Watched me good
Cliff: What a jerk!
by Aaron Johnson September 22, 2005
When s.o. is trying to piss and nothing comes out he yells at his dick 'p diddy' or 'p you little diddy'
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
a man who fucked jennifer lopez in the ass so bad that she broke up with with him and married a pussie like marc anthony
by Extremely Easy Ed July 28, 2005
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