dickfast

A morning meal consistting of a sole stinky dick.

F: I forgot to buy groceries for breakfast, so I gave him a blowjob instead.
Another F: That's what you call a dickfast.

by ddictmi December 4, 2024

Dickfished

When the dick you get is not the dick that was originally presented to you in previous photos.

Wow! John’s dick was so much smaller in person than the photos he sent me! I’m afraid I’ve been dickfished

by Radassh March 17, 2026

Dickfisher

The act of pretending to send a picture of your cock to bitches, but the reality is you just googled a dick pic (which is superior to your own) and attempt to make her believe that it’s a real selfie.

This nigga catfished me with a dick pic. I caught his ass with google reverse image search and now we all know he’s trying to hide the fact that he got a small mothafuckin pp.

I hate Dickfishers. Ain’t gotta lie to kick it bruh!

by DickfishingForTitPics! June 21, 2025

Lincoln Dicklas

Getting fucked at a debate tournament

I was so horny at the tourney, I had to get Ashley that Lincoln Dicklas.

by Front Man November 17, 2021