When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.
Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)
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Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)
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by SMC1028 December 3, 2010
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4 am
James "Where are the car keys?"
Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"
James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"
Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"
James "Where are the car keys?"
Sandra "Aren't they on the boat?"
James "What boat? We don't have a boat?"
Sandra "What are you talking about? You know not to ask me questions when I am decaffinicotarded!"
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Gordon: Is that a chewed up bit of chicken from the dog? Here. That's your special. Yeah, have a word with him, yeah? He's given up. Your special has now become not very special thanks to dickface there. Hurry up, Giovanni!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
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Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.
Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!
Giovanni: Yeah, but I'm not dickface, chef.
Gordon: Yeah, say that again?!
Giovanni: I said I'm not dickface, chef!
Gordon: Yeah, you're pissed, are you? Not as fucking- Look at me, LOOK AT ME IN THE EYES!! NOT AS PISSED AS I AM!! YOU FUCKIN' ARE!! DONKEY!!
Giovanni: No.
Gordon: Because right now, I don't give a fuck! DICKFACE!
Gordon: You're sending shit, and you're trying to get away with it! Now I'm ready for an argument! SENDING ME THAT, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
Gordon: And you want to get all sensitive! You want to get all fucking negative!
Giovanni: No, chef!
Gordon: Look at me, look at me, you send me shit like that, take your jacket and FUCK OFF!
Giovanni: Yes, chef!
Gordon: I'm not sending that shit, "chef!"
Giovanni: No, chef. Sorry, chef.
Gordon: That's the well done one. And look at me, I think you're too fucked to get upset with me, you don't give a fuck what I call you. This is not personal, this is professional! That personal was a piece of shit, now pull it back!!
Giovanni: Yes, chef.
Gordon: DICKFACE!
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