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Collective Diary

Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.
by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019
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Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .
Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.
by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020
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nut diary

a friend that you tell every time you bust a nut
Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.

Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
by Caroue June 2, 2021
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Dear Diary

A saying used when things are going ridiculously against your favor; often so bad that it is comical.

The term was coined by the staff at a popular mexican restaurant chain in Newington, NH, USA.
Example 1: *An entire pack of sour cream explodes on the floor and you have to clean it up*

“Dear diary”

Example 2: *You are running late for your appointment, and once you get in your car and start it, you realize you are out of gas*

“Dear diary”
by Harryysonn July 19, 2023
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Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while
Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE
by Logano Piano December 17, 2023
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Still writin' in my diary

Keeping a low profile...staying to yourself.
Q: How ya maintainin'?
A: Still writin' in my diary!!
by Greezy's_Princess August 6, 2018
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the basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021
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