Dis Con

what cops say you did wrong when they lock you up for no reason*








*in reality, dis con (short for disorderly conduct) is (in just about every state) a penal law criminal violation which can be used to legally arrest someone.

sub-sections of dis con include:
threatening/violent behavior, profane/offensive language, obstructing traffic, failure to disperse, and more (depending on what state you live in)

by Flipyoutoo August 17, 2008

Dis Jockey

- To lose when losing isn't an option (I.E the options are to win or draw)

- To mess up a situation in which there's only something to gain
- To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Mate, I'm such a dis jockey. I've managed to lose money on a free bet.

For Fucks sake, you're such a dis jockey.

by 365Awooga June 3, 2016

Di-Stri

A common nickname for Dirk Strider of the webcomic Homestuck, often used by characters such as Jake English. Not to be confused with District.

Jane: Answer Di-Stri.

hey di-stri
Sup Ro-Lal.

by Mynod Usep August 19, 2012

dies cutely

Someone dies but they do it cutely

Oliver : just took a fawt juicy shat 😩. belle : *dies cutely by Oliver fawt juicy shat*

by 1notmuchswagihave1 March 7, 2021

Dis-knees

The Dis-knees (short for Disney Knees) refers to the dance typical in early 2000s movies, where the main protagonist (typically a young girl who is completely and totally normal and not at all special...except that the most popular boy in school is in love with her and she can sing very well) does her little dancy dance. See: China Ann McClain in Ant Farm, Demi Lovato in Camp Rock, literally any number where the singer grips the mic and bends her knees in her little dancy dance.

Look at her, she got them Dis-knees

by thoughtsandthings September 28, 2021

And fucking dies

When someone fucks up something simple but fucking dies.

“ retard Nathan couldn’t find his car and fucking dies”

by Die 4 Israel May 26, 2019

is he died?

Something people write when someone gets owned, usually in a fail video, or in a video were someone gets fucked up. Usually the quote is followed by a Shut the fuck up.

Title : Man Jumps of 5 Story building.

COMMENTS...

1# : Is He Died?

#2: Shut the fuck up.

#3: Hahahahah

by Is He Died? July 22, 2009