Demetrius

A man with curly long hair, GAP, and above average height. He loves going out and having a little bit too much fun with his friends. Sings to god damn much on snap. Got too many hoes to keep up with. SWEARS he's HIM. Also drives a white scat pack (2nd). Can talk to drawls of you... the nigga sells cars (call him at 940.882.1857 and ask for MO!) He also got a dog named Rocco (Black German Sheppard) Don't mess with Demetrius he'll have you not being able to eat of 30 business days!

omg girl! There go Demetrius over there with that hoe.

by Sexyy Red October 30, 2023

Dick Dementia

The state of being in which a woman has gotten such good sex from a man that she has contracted short term mental deficiency.

Marcy got dicked down so hard last night that she has dick dementia. She lost her car keys and nearly choked on her own gum.

by chairfacechampion January 7, 2016

Abstentia Dementia

The description of a man's state of mind when sex in a relationship dies off. The word abstentia comes from abstinence and absentia. You'll often see him gazing off into space, drinking more than usual and in some cases, weeping like a baby.

"Dude, is everything alright? You look lost!"

"Sorry, it's just my abstentia dementia acting up again..."

by xcryptic August 18, 2016

Weed Dementia

Whenever someone is under the influence of weed and forgets what he/she was going to do

He’s suffering from weed dementia, thats why he always forgets what he has to do while he smokes weed

by DictionaryWizzard October 16, 2021

Rupert's Dementia (RD)

A form of long-term delusion resulting from watching too much Fox News.

Timmy was showing signs of Rupert's Dementia (RD) when he accused president Obama of being "just like Hitler."

by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

Demetria

A work a halic that neva stop work needs to take a break usually tarus born in the first week of may around may 1-6th. And is know to be uppedy and cant hind her feelings if she doesn't like someone.

Your being so demetria right now!

by Emily West May 16, 2008