The act of first picking up, then later sodomizing, your local homeless girl in exchange for an ice cream Sunday. And remember: a gentleman always returns her to her spot.
by The Dime Snatcher January 15, 2021
An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.
by Xenfire March 07, 2009
by rustydelight January 26, 2009
Morning Delight - to achieve coitus in the a.m., usually prior to work or somesuch other pre ordained event, successfully and without causing both happy participants to be late!
"Morning Bob! You look happy today!"
"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"
"Cheers Phil!, yeah, managed a little morning delight with the missus!!!"
by chefjim November 05, 2008
Originates from Scotch Plains, NJ. One partner gargles coffee, tea, or milk while the other dunks his balls into her mouth.
by JDW May 03, 2005
A dutch delight happens when you are attempting a dutch oven and accidentally or purposefully shart or drop a turd under the covers
This morning I was trying to dutch oven my half asleep girlfriend and I accidentally dropped a brown nugget under the covers. Dutch delight.
by tomjtown July 11, 2010
When a man dips his entire ballsack in black/blue ink, and then dips it in a woman's mouth leaving her mouth stained so that everyone knows she had some yummy Bosnian Delight.
Everyone knew Anna had some Bosnian Delight last night because the inside or her mouth and her lips were still stained black.
by D-E-R-S-H January 06, 2010