Dependapotamus

Dependapotamus are generally found in the domesticated areas of military bases. Contrary to believe, not all dependopatomi are overweight. The term has become a general description for a military dependent. It is a funny, joking term used to discribe spouse that is completely reliant on their military member. You can normally catch a dependapotamus at a Starbucks, yoga, or eating sushi with their dependasquad. Dependapotamus come in all shapes and sizes and are very territorial of their military spouses. Watch out, they bite ;)

My friends wife/husband (yes they exist ) is a dependapotamus. She/he shops, yogas, and doesn’t have a job but claims the rank and status of the military member.

by AERDROW November 14, 2019

emoticon dependency

A condition brought about by the excessive use of AIM and the inability to construct a coherant sentence.

That Harry is emoticon dependant. His last post contained 47 emoticons and 3 words.

by Squidly December 17, 2004

Deepanshu

Deepanshu is a kind of guy everyone would want to be friend with , always positive and have big dreams . Always happy and don't go into unnecessary arguments ,have good sense of humor, great lover , etc

Deepanshu is my best friend

by anonymous November 26, 2021

dick-dependent

Women/girls/chicks who absolutely must have a man in their lives at all times, regardless of how much of a loser said man is. Often times, the chicks who suffer from this can be seen going from one pathetic loser relationship to the next, almost as if they crave the chaos they are bringing into their lives (because their man cheats on them, beats them, steals from them, uses them, ect, ect)...but none of that matters...because they have to have a man, any man, at any cost, in their lives. As if they need a "D" to suckle at night for their own security purposes.

"Suzy is so dick-dependent she makes me sick." -or-
"That chick is dick-dependent...you can treat her anyway you want, don't worry about it!"

by Ann~a~banana May 26, 2007

Natalie Renee Deeken

Confused, out of her mind, a socially awkward human being, adventerous, spastic, hectic, lovable, beautiful. Usually does not give two shits about what other people think of her. Tends to be selfish but not in a way that makes people hate her. Is truthful and honest. Sometimes a little too much. Loves animals and will never know what she wants in life.

Person1: Oh my god look at her...
Person2: Yeah she's such a Natalie Renee Deeken, right?
Person1: Totally she will never know what she wants.

by Mysterious bean June 24, 2010

Depends

A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.

An example of one of the commercials :

Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!

Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!

Dolores: Fo real!

by Joel April 13, 2005

DePenaes

those who help with penis problems, like what valtrex does with herpes.

you have to depend on Depenaes or your gonna have trouble with that penis of yours!

by SexyDaddy May 23, 2009