The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.
The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?
by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009
Get the Danish Deflectionmug. by Nick hadziannis October 4, 2007
Get the Going Danishmug. by Casey Cooper August 24, 2006
Get the danish proddermug. The act of having sex with a woman and right before you cum pull it out and burn the vagina with something hot (preferably a hot iron) then proceeding to ejaculate on the burnt vagina for icing.
by burning danish January 17, 2007
Get the Grilled danishmug. Dude! Last night I tried the Danish Douche on my girlfriend and she loved it! You gotta try it on your woman!
by literacola December 12, 2006
Get the Danish Douchemug. A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.
So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.
by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009
Get the Danish Helmetmug. When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
Get the cherry danishmug.