1. man of ultimate lameness.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
2. a stationary object perfectly compatible with Newton's First Law: a man on a couch will never leave the couch unless acted upon by an external force
3. one who is lame and whines about everything.
Sandra: Wow its such a beautiful day we should really go out and do something
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
James: I don't know. My leg hurts and I still have to finish watching season 2 of arrested development on hulu its going to expire in 3 hours. Why is my life so difficult??
Sandra: OMG stop being such a Dan and get your ass out of that couch!
by 2do2 November 8, 2010
Get the DANmug. by Big bruh moment fr May 4, 2020
Get the Danmug. Someone that has social status, especially with the female, that resembles that of the great Dan Blizerian. (Nuon)
by dansfavoriteman December 16, 2020
Get the Danmug. To use the term "slut" when describing him would be letting him off lightly.
If you are female and over the age of 18 (a very specific rule of his) then you have been warned; he will stick his dick anywhere.
Sleeping with members of staff is a particular hobby of his, and he is also partial to making said staff refuse to work any shifts with him ever again.
He can also be found, in some circumstances, counting down the days until a young girl's 18th birthday, so that he can "get her battered and shag her".
Moreover, Dan is a sexist pig; simply exclaiming "all you women are fucking crazy" at any given opportunity.
If you are female and over the age of 18 (a very specific rule of his) then you have been warned; he will stick his dick anywhere.
Sleeping with members of staff is a particular hobby of his, and he is also partial to making said staff refuse to work any shifts with him ever again.
He can also be found, in some circumstances, counting down the days until a young girl's 18th birthday, so that he can "get her battered and shag her".
Moreover, Dan is a sexist pig; simply exclaiming "all you women are fucking crazy" at any given opportunity.
by wednesdayjade April 20, 2014
Get the Danmug. by Brooke Lane July 24, 2011
Get the DANSmug. Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
by girlgirlgirl98 January 23, 2015
Get the Danmug. Dan is a hot,cute,sexy motherfucker, he’s very sweet but probably has some secrets he is an amazing and smart guy every girl should have a dan
by Umidkyouchoseig February 16, 2019
Get the Danmug.