Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020

Dad

A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.

Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."

by eeew October 29, 2017

Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 10, 2018

dad

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

dad is the best dad

by cvbnmbvfbnm,nbvnm October 21, 2019

Dad

Im not sure. I never actually found one.

Where's my Dad?

by Softboy05 October 31, 2019

DAD

1. The grill master, thermostat police, beer and lawn enthusiast. Loyal customer to Home Depot

2. A member of society (usually frats) that everyone knows is "THE MAN" this guy gets MAD ladies

Chad is such a "Dad" that sexy beast.

daughter: where is dad?
mom: oh you know, Dad is always out golfing with his friends

That was such a corny joke Dad.

girl: who's that?
man: thats Chad the frat Dad
girl: *falls in love immediately without hesitation*

by Pigpapi104567893 October 11, 2021

dad

A mysterious creature that is a master at hiding. Nobody knows much about the famed dad due to their skittishness and reluctance to cooperate with humans. In rare sightings, we observe them consuming what appears to be alcohol and drugs consumed used by humans. For decades, scientists have dedicated their life's work to studying these complex findings trying to draw any sort of conclusion they can about the elusive being known simply as "dad".

"Have you ever seen a dad before?"
"No, have you?"
"Once, back in '93."

by nophun0 September 1, 2021