baking cupcakes 

A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.

Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.

baking cupcakes by failboy September 20, 2009

arabian cupcake 

The combination of both muffin top and camel toe. Often found in the high-deserts of California. Usually involves stretch pants or denim purchased at Walmart.

Wow, look at that Arabian cupcake.

arabian cupcake by ajrnlaw January 15, 2010

Cupcake no fillin 

When you spit game at multipul girls who you have no actual feelings for, you just want to fuck. Most common with guys.

Cupcake no fillin, i aint got time cuz i got a lot of women.

Cupcake no fillin by mac'n ass casey June 4, 2009

Nice cupcakes 

Old man lingo for "Nice tits"

Those are some nice cupcakes, babe.

Nice cupcakes by rogeroo January 10, 2012

cupcaked 

The act of cupping a pungent fart in the palm of your hand. Then presenting it to the nearest persons face and opening your hand, so the fart is released directly under the targets nose.
Other variations include farting in a buscuit tin and quickly shutting the lid. Leaving a viscous mantrap for the next buscuit nibbler.

A fathers favourite for his own children's visiting school friends. (See my brother in law)
"Want a buscuit?...Aaargh!, you dirty *%!!!, you just cupcaked me.
A firm favouite for people who have just started seeing each other.
- see also: Dutch oven

cupcaked by Ali Bongo. November 10, 2007

cupcakes 

the whores of the muffin world

Those cupcakes are the whores of the muffin world.

cupcakes by ashtonkutcher March 6, 2008

dusty cupcake 

the act of snorting cocaine off of a woman's breasticle, i.e. the imagery of such an act

e.g. yo that Leiza chick was awesome, she let me pull a dusty cupcake off of her

dusty cupcake by Galette Bedford May 9, 2011