Rubik's Cube

To pour six cans of paint on your head (each of them representing colors on an actual Rubik's Cube), which you penetrate your girlfriend's ass and vagina with (either order is fine) while ramming it as far up as possible and violently nodding during both processes for maximum pleasure. Consent is not required.

That kid's vagina smelled great during that Rubik's Cube. Her ass was not so beautiful.

by Yopmail User April 12, 2023

cube buddy

a green cube that usually has a :D smile

made by rjplayerred on youtube cube buddy

by sub to rjplayerred June 15, 2020

Cube Farmer

A lost soul whose only purpose in life is to toil dawn til dusk in the dreaded office job. The resident worker of a cube farm.

As a cube farmer at the cube farm, the only thing I can grow is a fatter ass.

by Dumpy the Clown July 31, 2013

haulin cube

When you're moving boxes but are insecure about how cool you are and had to come up with a term to make it sound cooler.

Jim: "We're haulin' cube"
Dwight: "Haulin cube!!"
Jim: "We're moving boxes we just needed a way for it to sound cooler."

by erem.mm October 22, 2019

j cube

Another way to say jacuzzi.

Yo bro me and some chicks are gonna hit the j cube, you down?

by Jackyboy5 July 18, 2019

Gan cube

Gan cube is a Rubik’s cube created by Ganyuan Jiang. Some speed cubers use this kind of cube because it is very fast and loose

Me: I’m going to face feliks zemdegs I hope I use the gan cube
Feliks Zemdegs: Ha! I beat you
Me: I need to practice more with my gan cube.

by Speedcuber14.56 May 25, 2021

cube stand

The embarassing event in a workplace where a process, task or edit, usually involving computers or software, only works when a coworker or supervisor is standing in your "cube" and looking over your shoulder.

I look like an idiot now, because the file uploaded perfectly once my boss came over to cube stand.

by John Arkinson January 31, 2008