by Lil dick cheese August 07, 2018
A tiny Cuban, usually female, that is small enough in stature that they could probably fit in your pocket.
by LexiStripes November 08, 2018
When someone slaps their dick on someone's face and drags its across. Usually across the mouth while the person is lying down.
by Lone Wolf616 July 11, 2016
one who "pumps and dumps" penny stocks trying to earn a living but ends up as a bagholder, enriching those much smarter than he.
My4ntoy is a famous cuban trader who has had his car repossessed because of losses trading penny stocks.
by kez;-) June 23, 2011
The act of obtaining a steamroller and using it to flatten your partner's dick, then filling it with marijuana or tobacco and rolling it into a Cuban cigar, then shoving it up your partner's ass once lighting it.
by monkeycum478 November 24, 2022
by MylesB April 02, 2008
"that dude was such a roof cuban the whole match! i mean, he never came down!"
Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!
Hey, Dane! quit being a friggin roof cuban and get down and fight like a man!
by SovietYurik November 13, 2010