crusty caterpillar

When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.

Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.

by jertel February 15, 2015

Crusty starfish

Its a crusty butthole

Tina has a tasty crusty starfish.

by Surgicalsteve November 11, 2016

Crusty Biscuits

When an elderly man lets somebody suck on his balls.

My grandpa gave Jenna crusty biscuits.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

crusty camel

A basic bitch who doesn’t shower enough

Did you smell Emily today, she’s such a crusty camel

by Stoaffer December 23, 2017

crusty harnish

Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.

Jonathan flapped so hard he crusty harnished himself.

by ScummyHarnish May 25, 2016

Crusty Jib

When you use a crusty, semen stained, rag as a emergency condom.

Roscoe had to use a crusty jib when he ran out of extra small condoms.

by Lazlow X October 4, 2012

crusty bryson

Someone who fucks one over in favour of himself

That Jamie crusty bryson me

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015