by The Gay Mankini November 22, 2018
Derived from the standard Harnish, a crusty Harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he spunks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. In the heat of the fap session the jizz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.
by ScummyHarnish April 28, 2016
When someone is passed out at a party and you jizz onto one or both of their eyebrows. The jizz is dry and hardened when they awaken.
Trisha passed out at byrds last night and i blew on her eyebrows man. When she woke up she was pissed, looked like she had two crusty caterpillars on her forehead.
by jertel February 16, 2015
by Surgicalsteve November 12, 2016
Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.
by CrazyGoat826 October 06, 2007
by Stoaffer December 23, 2017
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