Crusty Jib

When you use a crusty, semen stained, rag as a emergency condom.

Roscoe had to use a crusty jib when he ran out of extra small condoms.

by Lazlow X October 4, 2012

crusty camel

A basic bitch who doesn’t shower enough

Did you smell Emily today, she’s such a crusty camel

by Stoaffer December 23, 2017

Crusty starfish

Its a crusty butthole

Tina has a tasty crusty starfish.

by Surgicalsteve November 11, 2016

crusty bryson

Someone who fucks one over in favour of himself

That Jamie crusty bryson me

by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

crusty bob

during a football game, the act of taking a chunk of mud, prefferably wet nasty funky mud, and throwing it into an opponents pants, ideally in the asscrack vicinity. Originiated in Viriginia Beach, but made famous in the movie "Leatherheads"

Tyler gave Chase one helluva crusty bob during the game last friday...

by King o' crusty bobbin... May 4, 2008

crusty unker

Wearing pants for days repeatedly without underwear and throwing them in with the rest of the washing load, as if no one will notice.

Dude jim pulled a Crusty Unker, now i need to wash everything again.

by Quellio August 28, 2006

Crusty Sock

A white sock extracted from an adolescent boy's dresser to indulge the young lad's fantasy of having his meat in a sleeve during a spanking session and having that sleeve double as a receptacle and wipe at the end of the spank.

Often used over and over and carefully stashed for privacy, the Crusty Sock crystallizes over time and literally "stands on its own." It is typically at this point that a new Sock is put into commission and the old one is retired.

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Once Mom and Dad fell asleep, young Micah pulled out his stack of Porno Mags and spanked his monkey, cleverly containing the evidence within the confines of his trusty, Crusty Sock.

by Alfsonso Muzan November 12, 2010