Crocodile Crump

When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.

Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.

by urbfssidebae August 5, 2022

Crumped up

British slang for pumped up.

“Oi man, you crumped up for fish n’ chips on chewsday innit?”
“You bet your bloody arse i am innit!”

by Psuedowarden October 28, 2022

Crump

To crump a piece of paper. When you squish the piece of paper together it makes a Crump crump crump noise.

Wow jennifer you really crumped the paper
Damn that paper sounds like crump.

by Crump god November 14, 2022

Crump

Loose term for vagina/ass

Oi mate! That chap just took a whiff of Jesses Crump!

by Mikeoimikey October 5, 2022

crump

slapping your tinkler in a a dumb bird’s stinkler. slinking in a stinky crease.

i was tweaking off the zooties had me crumpin on a rig. man got his crump on an ting.

by Gorngly October 5, 2022

crump-hole

nickname for a hard hit or a great blow

oh i got fully crump-holed last night, im sore

by leila arrow December 14, 2020

Crump

Noun; someone who is stereotypically british.

(used to insult anyone who is not american)

Ryder: It’s spelled ‘colour’ not ‘color.’
Reese: shut up, you crump.

by Not rice March 21, 2021