Crud

Weed

Hey loke I need some crud

by Mskkbaby August 19, 2017

CRUD Designer

A digital product designer.

A person asks, "What do you do for a living?"

Another responds, "I'm a CRUD Designer - I digital and build interfaces that create, read, update and delete."

by Blinkfish May 23, 2025

Crud Tag

A cycle of catching, suffering from, and passing along any manner of seasonal illnesses, viruses (cold, flu, swine flu, etc.), or whatever “crud that’s going around”, among the same group of people, usually among family households or small groups of co-workers. Anywhere from 1-4 consecutive games of Crud Tag can be played.

Employee: Yeah I think I got what my my wife and kid just got over, so I’ll try to come in later.
Supervisor: Late?! STAY HOME until you’re better for Chrissakes! Don’t bring your game of Crud Tag into the office!

by WyldOzzy August 9, 2018

crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021

crud mud

In a bad position.

You're in some crud mud right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017

Crud

When someone wants smoke with ANYBODY. ANYWHERE, ANYTIME.

You saw what putin did to ukraine?! HE IS ON CRUD.

by Foutens212 January 15, 2023