Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
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Crud

What grace,lily and daisy are
What a crud
by Penisboi69 February 5, 2019
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Crud

When someone fucks up someone else’s shit, or just does something overall to hurt or inconvenience an individual/organization/building
Dude when Luke threw up in Charlie’s car it was crud!

Dude let’s go crud the Principal

Damn bro there’s trash all over my crib i got crudded
by Druenkel June 24, 2022
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Crud Bunny

Crud bunny is a slur created by Tyler against black woman. Crud referencing the color of skin and bunny in reference to their liking of white males. The opposite of a snow bunny.
Wow! She’s hooked up with 4 white guys this week, what a crud bunny. When I die, ima go to crud bunny heaven… said no one ever.
by Skibity Orgasm January 8, 2025
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crud diddly

Crud diddly is a more PG way of saying the curse word "shit."
Cop: You're under arrest!
Me: What! I haven't done crud diddly!
by uhh94 November 14, 2019
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Crud Tag

A cycle of catching, suffering from, and passing along any manner of seasonal illnesses, viruses (cold, flu, swine flu, etc.), or whatever “crud that’s going around”, among the same group of people, usually among family households or small groups of co-workers. Anywhere from 1-4 consecutive games of Crud Tag can be played.
Employee: Yeah I think I got what my my wife and kid just got over, so I’ll try to come in later.
Supervisor: Late?! STAY HOME until you’re better for Chrissakes! Don’t bring your game of Crud Tag into the office!
by WyldOzzy August 9, 2018
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Crud

The less offensive word for CRAP. Never use this word to insult someone, or you'll get shame.
"Oh crud, my salad fell off the table."
by Mistickle December 26, 2023
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