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Croissant

(Kwah-sahn)

1) A delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of France, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple butter, a nice jam, or even the very American breakfast sandwich.

2)When a girls vagina is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral sex.
Jacque: "Won't you fetch me the morning news and prepare me a croissant?"
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Toby: "Kim's pussy was so dry that flakes from her twat-croissant got stuck in my goatee."
by Mejosh March 23, 2009
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crossings christian school

crossings is a place full of rich white fags. you might catch them getting addicted to weed, vapes, and alc even though all ccs kids bios say christ first. the school also discriminates against gays even they the student body and faculty is all made up of fags. the few high schoolers not addicted to substances are addicted to slime, hatchamals, fortnite, basic white kid dancing, and rap music because tHeY aRe cUlTUrEd. if you see a girl flexing with a gucci belt or a guy with gucci slides you might think they go to casady school or heritage hall but don’t be mistaken this is a crossings trademark. The feeble minded students think they are athletic beasts because they are better than their teammates, that are often mistaken for special needs when they are on the court or field, but in reality the only true competitors at this school are on the debate team. crossings might have won cheer but in the 3a division athletes could be replaced with monkeys on an lsd trip and spectators wouldn’t notice. at least casady, hh, and mcguinness students can have there parents pay their way through life, but crossings students come from bible beating, middle class, homophobic wanna-be parents trying to produce clones of themselves by sending their children to a cult.
After unfastening eachother’s gucci belts the two homophobic crossings christian school students began to suck echothers dicks.
by chickeenuggiboi December 23, 2018
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crosstitution

The act of performing sexual favors to a priest, most often as a penance during the sacrament of Reconciliation.
Her: And those are my sins, Father.
Priest: In order to receive forgiveness by the Lord, you perform the act of crosstitution. Suck on my balls for Jesus' forgiveness.
by FatherBishop69 August 20, 2009
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crossing swords

A sexual act where 2 men hit their penises together.
I was in the bathroom when someone came up to me and asked me if I wanted to cross swords. He then started to swing his penis at me. That's not koo I said, so to defend myself, I swung my penis back at his. He took much pleasure in crossing swords.
by ItsClear May 17, 2021
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tokyo crossing

Where one basically walks across (diagonally) to cross the street instead of walking two crosswalks to get to the other corner in an intersection. (If you ever look in the Tokyo city crosswalks, everyone crosses regardless which way the crosswalks indicate.)
Well, since no cars were there, it was a tokyo crossing.

Dude, why would you walk two crosswalks when you can tokyo cross?
by Alex Huh August 27, 2006
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booty croissant

The last name of a clear Mexican man. This last name is almost unrecognizable when showed at first glance but the more you look the more you can see booty croissant.
Friend- “ hey audrey booty croissant
by UwU_Nuzzles July 2, 2019
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Crossing the Danish Border

To switch change sexual preferences from any category or sub-category to something new.
Dan just crossed the Danish border when he went home with that girl. He has been gay for years.

Alice freely moves about the Danish border.

Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.
by Bordercrosser June 14, 2014
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