crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker 

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

crooked pecker by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked money 

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

crooked money by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016

crooked billy's 

the inverse braces for people (hillbillys) with straight teeth that want crooked teeth

i'm going to get my crooked billy's taken off. wanna come?

crooked billy's by 4laughs234 February 11, 2017

crooked pine 

Slang word for laced weed

Wow can I have some crooked pine!

crooked pine by Shitkey April 12, 2017

crooked stuff 

Thats the stuf Zoroku hates

I hate crooked stuff

crooked stuff by nocake June 15, 2017