Cris

Imagine carrying a baby in your womb for 9 months just to name him Cris.

His name shall be know as Cris, after the fact that I hate my life.

by JesterFalls November 24, 2021

Cris

:

: looking ass fool Cris

No semi colons in this muhfucka. Real colon hours only

by CJ Garza May 17, 2018

Cris

A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris

Cris kidnapped a child in his bear suit again...

by French Horn God May 10, 2019

Cris

THE MOST RANDOM NIGGA YOULL EVER MEET. Cris is a absolute dumbass but a genius at the same time

Cris

by Truefax8262 November 21, 2023

Cris

A sarcastic piece of shit yet a cool and chill guy. They can be derpy and memey, but you will still love them as a friend. They also have a frog face and kin mineta from bnha

Girl : did you hear what cris was up too?

Person : being himself again?

Girl : no, he made me laugh!

by Ahhhhhhhhhhhay December 07, 2019

cri

When this is said when you are texting, it could go two ways. One, they are making a joke and aren’t sad, two, they are sad and you are in deep trouble.

(Texting)
Person 1: I’m so sorry! I can’t go shopping that day!
Person 2: cri
orrrrrr
Person 1: I love you but this isn’t going to work out.
Person 2: cri 😭

by happiness is key January 11, 2020

cri

A word used when your boo doesn’t get something she wants.

(over text)
Person 1: I’m going to go now.
Boo: Please stay! I want to cuddle with you and watch MOVIES!
Person 1: I’m sorry, this is very important. When I get back, ok?
Boo: cri

by happiness is key December 21, 2019