cremple

The dyslexic mispronunciation of the word creampie which can either be a popular dessert or a niche sexual act.

Please sir, can I have some more, cremple?

by Ralph O'Connor October 7, 2015

Apple Crumbles

When you crumble a booger (boogoo) onto the person sitting next to you.

Apple crumbles!!!! (This of course is yelled whilst the crumbling is happening.)

by freedomfries July 8, 2014

twat crumble

A crumble from your waffle.

He was eating my waffle and then I saw it.... a twat crumble on his bottom lip.

by tsnmikush September 23, 2017

that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by lazy student May 31, 2004

White chocolate blueberry crumble steamer

The act of gathering seagull feces, proceeding to melt (via microwave) and actively use as lubricant during an eyes wide shut sex orgy.

Edit: also the name of a type of hot drink at your nearby 7/11

Woah man, that white chocolate blueberry crumble steamer last night took hours to wash off post climax!

by Dinardi January 7, 2021

Cramble

To use the left over letters from a sticker or stencil sheet to spell one word. The same can be done with magnetic letters on a frigerator or advertizement signs.

"Bshityxqomgizw is a cramble a spelled on my frigerator with the left over letters."

by 1badguy July 26, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

go with the flow

"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."

by Hwadoom May 31, 2004