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Cap'n Crunching

The act of skipping prescribed training to get to the certification test; akin to kids who dig through a full box of Cap'n Crunch in order to obtain the toy at the bottom of the box before eating the cereal.
The staff is bypassing a lot of valuable training because they are Cap'n Crunching the online course.
by SINJim February 4, 2021
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facebook creeping

the act of looking through someone's facebook profile, pictures, info, etc. this is something we are all guilty of even though the majority of us won't admit it
So, I was facebook creeping and found this hilarious photo!
by sweeterthanpi March 23, 2011
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facebook creeping

An act in which one looks at a friend's and/or stranger's facebook profile, pictures, and recent activity usually of the opposite sex. Also the act of getting random information from a person's Facebook profile by snoping around. Everyone denies their involvement in this act (when in reality most people do it when bored), then in turn accuse someone else of doing it later.
Farva: "Hey, did you hear John broke up with Rachel?

Josh: "Uh, how'd you know that? Were you facebook creeping AGAIN Farva?"

Farva: "No, of course I wasn't! You do that, not me!"
by I_love_creeping April 13, 2010
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Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion
Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011
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Clenching

A neo-modern activity, involving the act of heterosexual men attending a homosexual nightclub with friends, traditionally for cheap drinks and the prospect of meeting an attractive woman with experimental tendencies. In doing this, the man often has to awkwardly reject the advances of drunk homosexual men, and hence 'clenching' their bumcheeks together.

Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."
"Hey, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm going clenching with some friends"

"Ha, good luck.."
by Leeroy von Clenchencheek September 27, 2012
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Crotching

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."
by R. Cahill May 3, 2008
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Creeding

The act of secretly changing someone's computer or facebook preferences to reflect a deep appreciation for the band Creed. Classic examples include changing the desktop to a photo of the band or listing the band as the individual's favorite type of music on their facebook profile.
"Emma left her facebook open, let's creed her"

"I let Dom borrow my computer, and he creeded the shit out of it"

"Evan suffered two creedings in one day, I'm worried about him"
by Diego BP August 1, 2008
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