Crayon Cock

A slender uncircumcised penis that happens to be the shape of a crayon.

Did you see that guys meat whistle, he's got a bad case of the crayon cock.

by cravecock December 15, 2010

Crayon eater

A titan from Destiny 2 who loves to sprint around destroying the crucible with his shotgun and anteus wards while eating crayons.

-Ada one's only fans leak is such a crayon eater.
-I think that he has 7000 kills on his felwinter's lie

by BruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruh. June 4, 2020

labia crayon

feminine hygiene product, i.e. tampon

Is it your time of the month?! Bitch please, go stick in a labia crayon!

by lianlogan January 22, 2011

Bum Crayon

The final part of turd that will not fully depart and regardless of how much toilet paper you use, it continues to draw its mark.

I ran out of loo roll last night. Damned bum crayon!

by Stan Ton October 14, 2011

crayon muncher

A term is often given to members of the United States Marine Corps, under the stereotype that all Marines are mentally deficient.

Guy 1: You were in the military?? That's so cool!
Guy 2: Yup, enlisted in the Mari-
Guy 1: Oh. You're one of those crayon munchers.

by zuccer December 26, 2021

Free Crayon

When you can’t find a crayon so you grab your dick and cover it in paint and use it as your crayon.

Hey, Mrs. Downs, do you mind if I use my free crayon?

by I’m Derschian May 26, 2018

Olive Crayon

An awkward and social outcast. Typically the loner in school.

That one kid that nobody likes.
Although this does have some positive aspects, one being the fact that Olive Crayons dont get used much.

The Olive Crayon doesn't really like to make conact.

by maximillious93 February 5, 2010