collin cramer

the sexiest mother fucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He also likes to take thots to Youngstown. I heard they have nice parks there. Collin Cramer like to hang out with his bitch ass friends and his girlfriend. he is good at football and is too good to play basketball for Craig Hannon. His life consists of fuckin bitches and gettin money.

Person 1: hey, who is that over there?

Person 2: that's Collin Cramer! can't you tell by all the bitches and money?

Person 1: oh yeah! I should have known!

by thot123 January 5, 2014

Crambling

VERB: gambling whilst crunk. This is a derivative of the two words Crunk and Gambling made popular by the hip-hop/rap group "187 Gangsters"

"do you feel up to some Crambling"
"lets go out and Cramble"

by thepmannz February 17, 2009

bingle-cram

Stuffing a sexual partner's asshole with lunchmeat and mayonnaise, and eating it.

She gave me a really good bingle-cram last night, and I can't get this salami smell off of my body.

by crumblebucket February 15, 2010

Jim Cramer

Also see “shill, tool, and trash can” as these definitions are also appropriate. Cramer got his start in 1910 after publicly castrating himself in Times Square for thirteen dollars. Jim Cramer is idolized by the boomer generation because he finds very interesting and fun ways for them to lose all their investments. As a former “hedgie” he has a long history of fraud and corruption and he now uses his “shill” tactics to spread “FUD” and to make sure poor people stay poor. Why does he do this? Because he’s sad about being bald and if you wave a dollar in front of his face he will say anything you want him too. It is said that Ken Griffin got him to sit on a dildo through a whole set of Mad Money for 5 dollars in 2016!! Currently there is a war between Jim Cramer and a current breed of investor known as an “Ape.” -See “Ape”

Did you see that!! He just ate his own grandmother out for 7 dollars!! He pulled a fucking Jim Cramer!!

by DrThrob April 7, 2021

hindu cram

The process of fitting more people than reasonably comfortable in a set area or room. Is derived from multiple hindu families living in a one family residence.

"Wow, this theatre is really hindu crammed"

by Kyle28 September 24, 2006

Cram bag

Its when you have no condom and have to resort to using a plastic bag to have "protected" sex

" yo dude last night at the party me and this chick were real horny and she wanted to fuck but i didnt have a condom so i had to "cram bag" that bitch"

by Pafrick and Renegade March 19, 2010

Cramer

To have a nervous breakdown

in reference to Jim Cramer of CNBC's Mad Money who is known for his antics such as throwing chairs across the room, biting the heads off his stuffed bulls and bears, and his crazy sound effects and shouting!)

"Hey have you seen Damian lately"
"No, I heard he had a Cramer the other day"

by kelo September 20, 2006