cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

Crackalackin!

When a man or woman secures a mans scrotum in his or her grasp....takes his or her opposite hand and punches said scrotum while the owner of said scrote masturbates.....this is the true essence of crackalackin........I.E...crackalackin! nuts

Hey girlfriend....how did you make that 800 bucks in an hour last night............oh it was easy.....I simply went out on the town....ended up crackalackin! some nuts, and continued on living my life ....

by Thewayshegoes89 June 16, 2017

crackalatin'

Eminem uses it in the D12 CD.

We gon' get it crackalatin'

by mbbg0 April 3, 2004

Crackaphobia

The fear of going to the chiropractor, that the chiropractor will break your neck in the process of adjusting you.

I had crackaphobia after listening to the noise of my friend getting adjusted.

by Awesome-opossum June 13, 2010

Crackalackin'

Being devoid of white people.

This club is crackalackin'

by Sandy Sausage January 23, 2020

crackalackin

to get started or introduce alcohol

"Shit! let's get this party crackalackin before I skeet everywhere!"

by M DIZZLE December 13, 2003

Crackalack

It is the lack of effect, from some type of drug(s) that your friends are doing, on you.

I swallowed a pound of these mushrooms, but I still feel crackalack!

by tompraisan May 16, 2008