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Cracksmack

To perform this you must have 1 Kilo of Crack/Cocaine (preferably in powder form). While someone (doesn't matter who) is giving you a blowjob, you pull out of their mouth as your about to cum. You point your dick to the heavens, and cum flows down it like a sweet waterfall. Then, once you've 'gotten your dick wet' you run over to that kilo or that crack rock and you rub your dick around in the pile, making a sperm-crack combo of epic proportions. After this, strut over to your woman (or man, you sick fuck) and dick slap the shit outta em'. P.S. With a crack rock, proceed to rub the rock up and down your penis rather than rubbing it on the rock.
"Scarface taught me how to cracksmack like that, you cunt!" Jim said as he gave Margarette one good cracksmack across the face.
by SignorFabion2 November 1, 2008
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crackalackin

Whats crackalackin yo! Lets go do something tonight!

Hurry up we gots ta get crackalackin
by Amy November 26, 2003
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crackacoon

you know,bill cosby,that crackacoon?tyrone biggums fu sho'.
by mr civic January 14, 2008
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crackalack

1. the act of spewing liberal propaganda. 2. A cracker performing a leisurely activity.
1. "Look at that college drop-out just crackalacking along about Irag and oil and the System." 2. "That cracker is just crackalacking down the street like he owns the place."
by ninjastu April 7, 2004
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crackalackin

What's up, whasamatta U, cold chillin', etc.
by Zach G. November 12, 2003
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crackalacking

Hey man looks like you were Crackalacking all night fucktard!
by Greg March 28, 2005
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Cracklack

a term to refer to someone who laughs at their own Urban Dictionary word and definition they made even though it's not funny.
Vashil makes words and definitions that he laughs at. But they're really just downright stupid. He is a cracklack.
by vashil April 3, 2020
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