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crackersaurus

A large dinosaur who enjoys eating crackers in it's free time. They are generally friendly, but beware...if you even get within a foots distance of their crackers, prepare to be mauled to pieces. On the brightside, if you bring crackers, they may accept you into their family. It all depends on the type of cracker, which is unfortunately unknown. Sorry. Honey and peanut butter crackers is my guess...

P.S. They also supports gay rights
Crackersaurus - Imagine a green long neck dinosaur holding a gay rights sign while eating a box of Ritz crackers. :)
by Lacee ????????? March 31, 2013
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yeet ur box of cheese crackers day

Person: “Why are you yeeting your box of cheese crackers
Other person “Cause its December 7th ya dingus. Yeet ur box of cheese crackers day,”
Person “Oh yes. sorry”
by Heh, im better than you December 5, 2019
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Anal Crackers

The crispy byproduct of years of anal cream pies and Taco Bell. Usually feels like daggers coming out of your ass and they are usually red and orange colored. Homosexuals experience them the most
Dude Sarah come running out of the bathroom in pain supposedly cause she had some bad anal crackers.
by Billbelicheck March 13, 2014
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Crackers And Cheese

The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.
I only date men who aren't crackers and cheese!
by Dolce Coppola December 9, 2011
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Dead Crackers

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.
Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.
by cj2009cj February 4, 2012
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Ass Crackers

When someone threatens to "serve you some Ass Crackers"

The best definition in in the example

They some in three flavors

Jackass crackers, dumb ass crackers, or smart ass crackers
Derek- " Would you like some Ass Crackers? "

Joe- " What are those?"

Derek- " It's when I take your ass, and serve it on some crackers "
by Sam Kovacs October 7, 2009
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Holy Fucking Ass Crackers

A statement that's made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
Jim: Holy Fucking Ass Crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

Bob: That's what he gets for using a fucking shake weight.
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 2, 2010
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