covfefe 

An old German onamonapia describing a mental breakdown due to having an incredibly small penis.

Donald: "Covfefe! Can you feel my penis yet!?"
Melania: "Nope."

covfefe by Travis Schluep May 30, 2017

Covfefe 

The garbled sound you make when you don't know the answer to something or your not sure what you're talking about and is used in conjunction with clearing one's throat.

"The atomic weight of unobtainium is thirty-covfefe"

Covfefe by Maxzmillion May 30, 2017

Covfefe 

(n.) When you want to say "coverage" but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.

Despite constant negative press covfefe.

Covfefe by Tatersandpears May 30, 2017

Covfefe 

Pronounced Co-ve-fefe.

1. Reflexive Russian verb, loosely translatable to English as "I resign" or "I give up", usually used in conjunction with President Donald J. Trump's Twitter feed.

2. American verb, early twenty-first century origin. Possibly from the aforementioned Russian verb. Used to mean "Facepalm" or "Good God, what have we done?/What have we elected?"

Russian Verb: Putin's Aide: Comrade, perhaps it is time we accepted that President Trump needs to covefefe.

Putin: What? After all the work we spent trying to get him elected? Twelve years in the gulags!

American Lexicon: Stephen Colbert: Thanks to Russia, we have elected a giant, massive, covfefe of an imbecile.

Covfefe by ArkansasTraveller May 31, 2017

covfefe 

The clearest example of a president's inadequacy.

I know words. I have the best words: covfefe

covfefe by The Conqueror May 30, 2017

Covfefe 

When multiple Russian prostitutes urinate on your face all at the same time.

That leader of free-world sure likes Russian Covfefe.

Covfefe by TheRealDonnyJ May 31, 2017

Covfefe 

Translated in arabic as "I will stand up"

President Trump let the muslim world know he will covfefe

Covfefe by brightened May 31, 2017