council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

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Raddleton Council

Bunch of kids that are desperately trying to get involved in administration.

Oh look, it's Raddleton council. Bunch of shithead wannabe admins.

by jkjkjkjkjkjjkjjjjjjjjjkkk January 5, 2020

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Council Pizza

Cheese on toast is affectionately known as Council Pizza cheese on toast

I'm a bit skint this week love, shall we have council pizza for tea?
or l love a bit of Worcester on me Council Pizza.

by Jonny Wise July 27, 2018

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Council haircut

A haircut so basic, so rough, so uneven and unstylish, that it appears to have been cut by council workmen. They may even have used a lawnmower, strimmer or gardening shears.

"Who cut your hair, Mate, the Council? That's a real council haircut you have!"

by Cactuscoco September 9, 2021

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Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022

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An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesn’t resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.

I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.

by Fane Jonda February 1, 2021

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