corncobbed

to be screwed over on any sort of in any way. Use of word ranges from buying a used car to being cut off in traffic. It doesn't take much imagination to figure out it literally means to be fucked in the ass with a corncob.

Ben: "Hey Curtis, what did you get on your english essay?"
Curtis: I got--
Ben: I got an A!
Curtis: an F.
Ben: ...
Curtis: The english teacher really corncobbed me on that one
Ben: yep...

by goatrenter August 11, 2012

Rusty Corncob

Referring to a herpes stricken ( or other similar STD) male penis that has not be used in awhile.

Honey, why won't you let me use my rusty corncob?

by Digital V August 20, 2008

corncob

Something you do to your boyfriends cock. DO NOT use your teeth but 'nibble' up and down the shaft gumming him. Yummy.

I took his cock with my hand and I nibbled it with my lips over my teeth. He wiggled in delite as I corncobbed him.

by Elle MDLS August 1, 2007

corncob

Once thought to be the source of a medical condition known as "corncobitis", often associated with old age and which is easily diagnosed by the following symptoms:
- slow, deliberate gait
- facial expression of anxiety or constipation
- slightly bent over posture with prominent protrusion of the buttocks

Treatment is surgical removal of the corncob. However, research has determined that in many patients, there is no actual corncob or other foreign object in the rectum and in such cases there is no known cure.

Check out that old geezer. Reckon he's packin' a corncob?

by Noah Webster, Jr. February 17, 2005

Texas Corncob

the art in which a man or woman from texas finds and locates a dead man or woman, buys a fresh piece of corn from a local shop. shoves it up the dead persons asshole or vagina or both. then goes home and rams it up their own ass untill acheiving an orgasm.

hey ya'll lets get me a texas corncob

by TONYGILLIGAN May 16, 2011

Nebraskan Corncob

When you eat so much corn, your shit looks like a ripe cob of corn. Also explains why the Nebraska Cornhuskers are so bad

I just shat a Nebraskan Corncob.

by Yung Chobani March 9, 2016

Corncobbed

The act of putting two fingers in a girls mouth while having two fingers in her vagina at the same time and nibbling on her stomach in a corn on the cobb eating manner. When done correcty she will resemble a piece of corn on the cobb.

Also known as catching the cobb amd the Nebraska Cornhusker.

Tyler: Hey Steve, you smash Bree last night?

Steve: Nope, but she did get corncobbed on Tuesday.

by Tuesdaywarrior August 19, 2016