Cooties

is when you eat a girl pussy on her period and no other girl want to date you or kiss you. and if someone kiss that person who ate that girl pussy on her period, no one will kiss them either. and it passes from each person and don't ever go away. or eating ass but no one does that unless its by mistake from eating a girl pussy . the holes are really close together for the female.

don't touch him he got cooties.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

cooties

when your evil little munchkin brother picks his nose and then touches you and everything else in sight.

"ahhhhhhhhhh! it's Jeff the cootie peep!"
I have a evil munchkin brother with COOTIES!!!!!!!!!

by #annonomous May 18, 2018

Cooties

Something that my friend's boyfriend has. -Girl

"Ewww, he has cooties, why are you with him!"

by HuntressAir May 22, 2024

Cootie Hooter

A cootie hooter is a horrible slur that no one should ever be called

If someone calls you a cootie hooter you should rethink your life decisions

Gunz: Rakim you are a cootie hooter

Rakim: Wtf why

by Shizmal August 7, 2024

Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.

The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

extreme cooties

This isn’t like any ordinary cootie this is the highest level of cootie, know become infected when sleeping around

“I heard from 10 other girls that he has extreme cooties from sleeping with all of them...”

by Ko.jazz June 21, 2018

cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.

Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.

by sinbadsaharah December 13, 2012