Confederate States of America

A very lazy country, hates hard work, unlike the Soviet Union. That's why they steal innocent people from Liberia and use them as slaves.

Teacher: What's the Confederate States of America?
Me: A very lazy country
Teacher: Correct!
Class: laughs because they are proud to be in the Union

by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

confederate

A term used for people of the south during the civil war.

they gained this name after the south suceeded from the union, they began to call them selves "the confederate states".

they went to war with the unionists, and GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED!!!

the confederate states were filled with slave driving pricks that quickly developed a taste for their sisters, aunts, cousins, brothers, fathers, ect.

by zoddtheimmortall July 28, 2008

conference

Company slang for 'Drunken Shag-Fest'

Boss: "Hey Dave how was the conference?"
Dave: "Conference?! What the hell is a conference? I think you meant Shag-Fest"

by Mackem July 3, 2007

conference head

to receive a blow job while participating in a teleconference call

You may miss certain parts of the meeting if you're getting conference head.

by Lucky13Thirteen December 7, 2011

confeeded

Constipated after being fucked in the ass repetitivly

I gotta take a shit but im so confeeded .
Do you have any stool softener to help me not be so confeeded

by danothemano14 October 10, 2016

Confederate Victory Salute

A term that simply refers to fucking ones own sister.

“I heard Carl’s been giving the old Confederate Victory Salute.”

“Lucky him, his sister’s hot”

by Mark Walburg May 22, 2018

Confederate Windchime

A racist euphemism about a black person who has been lynched in a tree. Racists/bigots consider it an "inside joke" that they will openly use to threaten black people they think have gotten "out of line".

If that boy comes on my property again, Ima make a confederate windchime out of him.

by StrangeAndBeautiful July 9, 2019