Mackem's definitions

conference

Company slang for 'Drunken Shag-Fest'

Boss: "Hey Dave how was the conference?"
Dave: "Conference?! What the hell is a conference? I think you meant Shag-Fest"

by Mackem July 3, 2007

cleadon

An absolute shithole full of old people who wish it was the 1700s all over again, its a bad place but at least they aren’t from newcastle

“Im 93 and hate everything”
“Move to cleadon”

by Mackem December 3, 2023