Compton Cockblock

When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.

-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?

-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.

-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?

-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?

by SinisterL August 3, 2010

computer god

Someone who is a step above 'Geek'. Able to do mind meld with CPU.

Daniel is a 'Computer God'

by Otaku Otome September 26, 2004

Compton alarm clock

Police sirens.

I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.

by Oniichan~ July 24, 2009

Food Computer

a microwave oven.

So I popped a few corndogs into the old food computer and beep-boop them shits was done.

by flook January 19, 2009

Choke the computer

Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.

Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*

by The Overmind June 30, 2004

help computer

1) Being in disapproval.

2) Something random to say when a little african boy is about to be owned by a dog.

1) ...do you want a bacon sandwich? ...I'm a fucking Help Computer!! Do I look like I want a fucking bacon sandwich?!?!

2)doo doo dooo dooo... ahh hell nah, whats up dog *dog growls* "HEY KID!!"
"I'm a computer!"... "HELP COMPUTER!"
*kid rambles on about computers*

by |B|ana|N|a December 6, 2004

Cloud Computing

Cloud Computing - Virtual Server service is provided over the internet.

The 'So What'....
cheaper to maintain server over internet
access desktop from anywhere using browser
cheaper to store MORE data

Hmmm....but I'm moving my private stuff to the internet....that's SOCIAL NETWORKING isn't it?

Hey...Cloud Computing isn't NEW!!!!

Don't let them pull THE CLOUD over your eyes!!!!!

My data feels even more vulnerable to being HACKED!!!!!

by Sister Analogy January 10, 2011