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Homework Clinger

When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.
Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?

Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.
Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!
by Doinkz! October 19, 2020
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stage five clinger

over attached guy or girl that constantly needs to be texting, talking, or with someone at all times.... aka kyle blair
so kyle called me for the 12th time today..such a stage five clingerrr
by sara burns January 2, 2009
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Collingwood

The worst AFL team. They say they are good but the really are not. Their supporters never go to the dentist and are badly dressed. They need help.
by Steven L**** May 7, 2017
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Andy Collier

A bad ass motherfucker, talented, genius-level IQ, funny as shit, charming, has a hot wife, and kicks ass like Jackie Chan on meth.
Damn, that Andy Collier is a real zarkin' frood!
by wordsmiths21 September 24, 2011
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collierville

If you know collierville you know that it was known for its redneck hillbilly’s back in the day but now it is where all the snobby rich kids are. All of memphis’s A-listers are moving out there because of the new $109million dollar high school. Forget MUS forget Hutchison this school on the outskirts of memphis is the place to be. Aside from the occasional bi, trans, or gay every once in a while it is a bunch of preppy bitches that have nothing better to do than sleep around and go to the lax, cheer, dance, or football practice. Aside from all the pros of the ville the are the cons like creepy gym coaches, junkies in the bathrooms and the fuckboys (all too familiar hump and dumps). Collierville is the place that everyone wants to be at because of the money
Person that does not live or go to collierville: Damn i wish i went to collierville
girl that does: flips hair
person: *bows down at feet*
by bitchasshoeyfromtheuppereast January 11, 2019
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Collingwoods

Literally 'testicles' but specifically relating to a display of testicular fortitude on the sports pitch. Named after England cricketer Paul Collingwood following an epic century against South Africa.
"Jeez, he's shown a lot of guts out there today - that guy must have massive Collingwoods"
by Bladesmax February 4, 2009
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