by Cajun022 May 9, 2017
Get the super clutchmug. The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking
“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”
by UrbanTourist October 8, 2016
Get the pearl clutchingmug. by The real pizza July 2, 2015
Get the clutch or kickmug. (Verb) To totally grip a male's genatalia from behind, whilst lifting the male into the air. Should be accompanied by loudl announcing "Dragon Clutch".
by Smith83 July 30, 2017
Get the dragon clutchmug. by Strokin August 6, 2011
Get the J Clutchmug. by Gcmshater December 18, 2019
Get the Come in clutchmug. Out of desparation, the act of reaching or stretching for a solution, no matter how irrational or inconsequential. Literally - a drowning person who, unable to find any substantial floatation immediately at had, attempts to save himself from certain death by grabbing hold of a few stray pieces of straw floating on the water within arm's length.
The Senator from Florida, caught red-handed sending lewd and lascivious text messages to underage male pages, was clutching at straws for an alibi and escape. Alcoholism? Resignation?
by Mark Caruso October 17, 2006
Get the clutching at strawsmug.