Clusterfuck

When someone parks behind you and blocks everyone from being able to back out of the driveway
by cptmightymouse July 09, 2009
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When something is blown out of proportion. Making a mountain out of a molehill.
It's funny how a simple sneeze can turn into a.... clusterfuck. (That's right bitches, Dane Cook!)
by Munkey341750-413751 June 12, 2007
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(n) the management strategy and architecture utilized by the Edmonton Oilers. It relies heavily on incompetence and ego and downplays traditional values like accountability and heart. To be a true clusterfuck you must be completely devoid of foresight and oblivious to the present situation. You must only focus on successes of at least 25+ years ago as merit for any and all decisions made in the present day.
"Wow, I'm glad our NHL team isn't a clusterfuck like the Oilers."
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The Metal Gear Online beta, offered for download and play by Konami which has now been restricted to Japan only after massive server failure
Dude did you try out the MGO beta?
Nah, twas a clusterfuck of epic proportions
by McTalon April 23, 2008
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When a Robbie cheats a Rae, and a Matthew finds out and throws a hissy fit that the Robbie lied to him about it. Then they start fighting and drag everybody they are friends with into the fight. causing stress and a shitload of drama.

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When someone brings fighting friends together to talk about there feelings. Which does not solve anything.

Also, a delicious chocolate candy bar with caramel, nuget, rice crispy clusters, and loaded with peanuts.
1. Robbie, Matt, and Rae, why are you sending us into this clusterfuck?
2. That talk last night was a clusterfuck.
3. I just ate one orgasmic clusterfuck.
by odd333 August 02, 2009
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person: That was a great clusterfuck last night!
Person2: Inorite?!
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clusterfuck

To have sexual intercourse with at least one other person in a computer cluster.
I've been so hosed lately that had to ask Cindy to meet me in 66-080, so we could clusterfuck between p-sets.

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Those SIPB jerks locked our Athena accounts after they caught us clusterfucking in 66-080!
by dotcom January 18, 2008
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