chumstache

a mustache composed of fresh jism from the dingaling

this halloween I shall adorn her with a thick chumstache prior to our entrance at the office costume party

by Lord Welted Nutbanger October 6, 2011

clamsquatch

When a girl's nether region is so unbelievably harry that her vag becomes impossible to find and you begin to doubt its very existence.

"Everything was going great until she revealed her clamsquatch. No matter how may ways I tried to track it down, I couldn't find her pussy. I even tried to get a picture of it, just to prove it was real, but the mythical creature in hiding proved to be more illusive than ever imagined."

by Clamsquatch Hunter March 9, 2014

Clumberbus

A bus that you initially thought might be awesome. Only to find out later it was filled with balls and broken dreams.

Hey Sambone did you have fun on the clumberbus?

Nah man turns out it was full of balls and sadness!

by The twisted philosopher January 21, 2017

clamsickle

After performing fellatio then stepping outside in the frigid temperatures the vaginal secretions freeze on your face forming clam sickles

What flavor is your clamsickle?

by DR.DICTER March 17, 2017

Clumfuck

A person who is next level clumsy in every thing they do all the fucking time. You really do have to question whether or not their brain was wired up properly and whether this person is actually able to control their body movements. Even the simplest of tasks can be fucked up by a clumfuck. Even when it’s next to impossible to have a clumsy moment a clumfuck will always find a way. After all a clumfuck does what a clumfuck does best.

Person 1: You see vv, that beautiful girl over there
Person 2: Yeh, I heard she’s the biggest clumfuck in our school

by I like pubes November 11, 2019

Clamsplaining

1. The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing, e.g., Womansplaining.

2. When a woman uses bigoted, illogical rhetoric, or ask questions that she doesn't really want an answer to, to "shut a man down." Usually used so the woman can feel superior to the male she is speaking with.

3. When a woman interprets what a man says, not by the words he is saying, but by what her mind "knows" he is thinking behind the words that he is saying; because she "knows" what his thoughts, motivations, and intentions "really"mean and not what he intended by the words he used to begin with, womansplain. With this ready knowledge of what he "really" means and disregarding what he said, she will then craft what she believes to be an appropriate response.

"I was trying to answer her question when suddenly she started clamsplaining how my answer isn't valid because I'm a man."

Man 1: "My girlfriend didn't speak to me for three days."
Man 2: "No way! What happened?"
Man 1: "I asked her if she wanted me to go to the gym with Marc and I."
Man 2: "What? That's no reason to give anyone the silent treatment."
Man 1: "When I finally convinced her to speak to me, she said that I called her "fat" in front of Marc."

by Kintsugi Haikyo November 26, 2019

clum

A word you use when you want to explode your juice coming out of your monster cockerel, while vigorously fucking a mustard slot slut, while listening to welcome to the jungle by guns n roses in your igloo.

make me clum you fat slut, Your mustard slot is doing a splendid job

by crazygirl223fuckyou April 21, 2020