Clopnets

(N) : A possession of a Snebbled Cat. It is known also as a large amount of marijuana.

Look at that clopnets! Where can I get me a stash like that?

by banxy72 March 26, 2010

clophill

When there's a massive lump of puss on your balls

Dude I've got a massive clophill

Shit man that sucks

by Manight123 November 8, 2013

Cloppenburg

Cloppenburg is the name of a doomsday devise that is currently being created by an ingenious, mad man, whose identity is yet to be specified. The U.S. government is well aware of it's existence and for reasons that are yet to be determined, they are funding this scientific experiment that could cause the end of the world. When the day comes of it's unleashment, people will say the words: Cloppenburg is upon us!" Before their inevitable demise. There is even a religion based on the sole existence of the doomsday and it's maker. They worship the doomsday from day to day, in hope they will be spared by what they believe to be the new god of the modern world.

CLOPPENBURG IS UPON US!

by HERELIESTRUTH June 22, 2016

cloppy toppy

A sexual act preformed in a farm by a horse, a human version would be a sloppy toppy

Go to the nearest barn, go up to the farmer and ask for that good cloppy toppy from Becky, 3rd stable on the right

by Adewasi September 6, 2019

Clopnopin'

Clopnopin' is the act of getting high on horse tranquilizers (such as Klonopin) and then masturbating to pornography of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic series.

"I caught my friend Marc Clopnopin' in his room the other day. Needless to say, I don't talk about horses with him anymore."

by Goatse.gov July 21, 2020

Clopper

A degenerate who beats off to My Little Pony.

Sam: Hey, what are you doing, John?
John: Oh, I’m just clopping right now.
Sam: Damn clopper.

by Nut is a human May 21, 2023

clippy cloppers

(n.) Another name for the kitchen salad tongs that make a “clip clop” sound

Serving utensils that are typically joined together to form a left and right gripping mechanism to allow salad greens to be easily grasped, removed from a salad bowl and placed on a plate.

Mom: “hey can you pass the clippy cloppers for the salad?”
You: “sure, here go”

by j-little-loves-bae June 16, 2018