Clement

Usually Clement is a French person who occasionally partakes in wine tasting.
He can be shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s crazy...in a good way.

Don’t ever give a Clement a baguette as a gift. Give them the LEGO Movie, because they are a kid at heart.

Anyone who loves the LEGO Movie is probably a Clement.

My mom says that I’m such a Clement.

by bagelmorgue April 15, 2019

clemente

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick

Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..

by Anonymous2488888888888 June 7, 2011

Clementine

The most funny French man who is incredibly good looking and a master of the intercourse with females

Oh my god are you clementine

by Mathewmathias June 8, 2018

Jack Thomas Clements

The all time coolest person ever.

When I grow Up I want to be Jack Thomas Clements

by MikeHawk 6969 November 6, 2020

St. Clement's

St Clement's, also known as is an amazing school located by Young and Eglinton. while many other schools like to poke fun at it for being smaller and quieter, it's actually a great school! The girls there have beauty and brains. It is very prestigious and only has a 2% acceptance rate so you are lucky if you ever get to attend. St Clement's has a very small population but a large impact on the community. It's very diverse and socially conscious with a broad population from nerds, and party girls you will always find a way to fit in.

Boy 1: She's so pretty and smart I wish there were more girls like her.

Boy 2: Beauty and Brains? She must go to St. Clement's!!

by classygal12345 January 24, 2021

Slut Clements Private School

An all girls private school in Toronto, Ontatio, Canada. Proper name St. Clements, Slut Clements is known worldwide for having the sluttiest population of any all girls school in North America. Suspected graduates are Tila Tequila and the Jersey Shore celebrity "Snookie".

"Wow, that girl wen't right for his dick. Didn't even know his name"

"Yeah, not surprising, she attended Slut Clements Private School"

by sci16 December 13, 2012

Clementine

A fruit used by Asians for masturbational purposes. While other races usually use a grapefruit, a grapefruit is too much for an Asian to handle. Often heated up for more satisfaction.

German: I'm gonna go jerk with my grapefruit. Wanna come?
Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009