Claustrophobia

The fear of Sante Claus. Usally effects squids in wells.

Person 1:"Get off my foot I have claustrophobia!"
Person 2:" That means he's afraid of Sante Claus!"

by Tust Me I Know January 25, 2015

classer

A lower-working class person who betrays his or her class by behaviour or consumption. They believe their actions are perfectly normal but to others, these actions immediately identify their class of origin. Typically a classer betrays their lower working class origins through poor taste, bad haircut, absurdly rough accent or stupid ideas.

Look at that total classer! He thinks that walking around with his fat gut hanging over his trousers and shouting at his ugly girlfriend is normal behaviour

by Drabux November 28, 2010

santa clause

when you shit in a sock and slap someone in the face with it.

Gent 1:Aye chap, why you always have to wail on me. I'd much rather prefer a santa clause.
Gent 2:Righto

by shib January 25, 2005

jimmy clausen

best ND QB since Ron Pawlus.
Also see: 1.'wow, I bruise easy when a 300lb Michigan lineman plants me like a flower bulb', 2.'football sure is fast when you are not playing in the smallest division against weak opponents', 3. 'Please Charlie, that hurts, could I put my pants back on?'

"Hey, is that Ron Pawlus? oh, never mind it's just Rick Mirer or is that Jimmy Clausen. They all eventually look the same"

by M. LoVecchio November 8, 2008

claustrophobic smoker

A person who greatly dislikes smoking cigarettes in closed in areas.

i cant smoke in here, i am to much of a claustrophobic smoker

by BigLutz January 22, 2010

Sticker Clause

When a sticker is placed on ANY part of an iPod touch, weither it be cool, non-cool, limited edition, or always available, the price of said iPod touch is reduced to 20 dollars.

Jenny put a Zumiez sticker on her iPod touch, so she cant charge me more than 20 dollars due to the sticker clause.

by Apple Inc. September 14, 2009

clause-trophobia

The extreme and paralyzing fear of Santa Clause or Santa related paraphernalia.

Walking through the mall and seeing a man in a red suit with white lapels, sparked John's Clause-trophobia.

by Zack Bunker December 9, 2008