Clinky Swear

A variation on the pinky swear wherein the deal is sealed with the clink of two glasses rather than the traditional pinky finger clasp.

Done and done. Now let’s clinky swear on it. *clink* 🥂

by Steph&Ryan February 21, 2019

Clinktail smoothie

When you rip an orphans legs off blend them up and force him to drink it.

Damn you made a clinktail smoothie!

by Mr.crispy August 23, 2020

chink tank

The act of several asians getting together to reverse engineer an american product thinking its superior. Also an asian group ho writes and shoots funny videos for youtube.

Did you see tie my shoe video? Ya that chink tank effort was pretty funny.

by argo April 19, 2015

Chink eyes

A tell tale sign that someone is high. It's what happens to your eyes when you are high on dope and try not to laugh... your eyes sometimes resemble those of asians (or the derogatory word chink) --> Therefore the word chink eyes is born.

Q: Damn did Mitch just come to class high??
A: I am not sure....oh ya he is. He's got them chink eyes.

by 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u July 10, 2009

Clinkle

When a man sits down to urinate and his penis comes in contact with the toiler water.

"If a man sits to piss in a full toilet, he might clinkle."
"SHIT, I clinkled after I shit!"
"Clinkling gave me Hepatitis C."

by OlliOlii January 15, 2014

Chink dick

A penis comparable in size to a stick of chapstick. Most commonly found on Asian men, although not entirely limited to them. For instance many Ashkenazi Jewish men are known to have Chink dicks or quasi-Chink dicks. See Kosher Cock for a full explanation. Strictly speaking a man of any race may be said to have a Chink dick, provided it is sufficiently small.

Yo son, I saw Tyrone in the locker room yesterday and he's got a small-ass dick!

But isn't he black?

Yeah, but he's packing a Chink dick!

by MohammedEaster June 12, 2009

chink my eyes

when someone says something stupid or lame or there trying to be cool but fails miserably you high pitch your voice, squint your eyes, raise your eyebrows and say slowly chink my eyes

(its typically used in california)

( extremely ugly guy says) "damn dude i got hit on by so many girls at a party last night"

(legit guy says) " chink my eyes"

by sadfargisbahzal August 5, 2009